As you might have seen, I ran a game. I had a character creation session with 3 other folks to build pre-gens for the game (in addition to the 4 that are in the one-shot).
I made a Cremefillian Prostitute, Ho Ho Ho. A black spongy fella with a white spiral of creamy goodness swirled in.
I originally made it a him, planning to get him to be a Pimp eventually, but right now, just a ho. During the character creation it sort of worked out that he has a French accent. Roll the r in Cremefillian, and that’s krem-fillion, not cream. With the accent. Oh, and he’s a holy roller for Stanism, of the Avarice cult. Even tho healing may be a Sin, nothing is a Sin if you get paid for it. Ho Ho Ho is all about the dough, dough, dough.
Phobia (Mi) – Hot Liquids (Hot fudge in particular)
All Thumbs (Mi)
Spongey flesh of healing – eat of my body and you shall feel better. Clams or trade?
Bolt of the Little Black Book – the sight of the book knocks the wind out of you, and makes you feel like you’re 1 yort tall.
Barrel of Love torso protection
Mega Sling Shot – range 12/24/48, 2d12 damage.
Clam necklace of Stanism
Short Story of Play
A female gamer picked up this character and changed him to a her, and named her Captain Cupquake. She seduced 2 guards from the museum and got paid for the menage-a-trios, got museum security information pillow talk, set them up for a end-of-party beating, and convinced her companion Croaches destroy the evidence by hiding them in their gullets. And that Megaslingshot is a dandy weapon.. when it hits.
Strumple Requirements: Novice, Performing or Persuasion d6+
You have a whole host of skills we aren’t going to discuss. You’re also really good at seducing and distracting peeps, so you get a +2 bonus to Persuasion and Performing rolls made while things are getting (or are about to get) freaky. Peeps of any gender can be strumples.