I think we need a transformers analog on Mutha Oith.
I believe they should be called FormTransfers and basically they make your life absolutely miserable by requiring everything in quadruplicate (because triplicate is for sissies). And their special power is to turn the form you thought you had into some other, superfluous form that you actually didn’t need to complete at all and just wasted like 2 hours of your life trying to do properly.
I’m pretty sure these things exist on current Earth and they all work in government offices. I don’t know if Mutha Oith has a DMV, but that would totally be their favorite place to hang out.
Cult venerating Jimmy the Super Bad Lovin’ Brownie Machine. There was something about giving mothers popcorn from a new bag he’d found made him feel good, so their little group gets their kicks from feeding the hungry, lovin’ lonely widows, and spontaneous fits of glossolalia combined with little happy dances. Pretty fond of sparkly suits with plunging necklines and ridiculously huge sets of pearly white dentures.
The preachers have a bad habit of becoming so overwhelmed they have to be led away from the pulpit under a cape mid-sermon. While entertaining, it also proves to be a convenient time for potty and smoke breaks.
This reply was modified 2 years, 11 months ago by Crudeboy.
Ok added Landmark support (businesses, buildings, statues, etc) which can be associated with Locations (Cities).
I have added as much of the content as I can from this thread. Some of these entries will require additional fleshing out to be released (see below). If you want to finish your entries, ping me and I will send you links to edit them.
Those of you not member of MOUES yet (YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE), I have place holders for you, but need YOUR CHARACTER SHEETS to give you proper credit!!!!
Natch needs stats!
Wails, Octav-pie, Sharps, Tacs, Formtransfers need stats
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Need info on Marsh Mellows (weight / cost)
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