We need a theme song. To the tune of “I’d like to teach the world to sing”. And someone to follow the party around playing it. That could be me. Do bards exist on Mutha Oith? I can’t recall…if they do, I play a kazoo. Maybe. And I do musical arm farts. And I guess I pass out colas of some sort, since that’s the only version of the song that people remember.
So fellow MOUES’, after much mental defibrillation and a significant infusion of thought lubricant, I have come to the conclusion that the Mutha Oith Underwhere Explorer’s Societe’ should follow ub the footsteps of other great fraternal organizations such as the Loyal Order of the Water Buffalo… we need HATS!
While flipping through the plushies, it occured to me the Proud and Noble Umbercuke, scourge of the Underwhere would make a great AND appropriate noggin cover!
Behold the Umbercuke hat!
So basically and upscaled umbercuke head – cut off just under the mouth, big enough to fit on ones head! Krysatl, would you be able to craft such a monstrosity and what would you charge for such an undertaking?