MRSA Major

Holy Carp! Dorq Shnozzleweiner, purveyor of Floom's Chopping Block, has been tizn'tnapped! Oh no...

Lepton the Miniscule, a croach residing in one of Irgle Shart's armpit navels, describes the digs as "cozy, dank, and surpisingly charming."

Why won't anyone goose with the Boorglezarium? I mean, it's pretty poorly defended and has some awesome treasures. It's a mystery.

A bodul named Irgle Shart recently discovered a series of accessory belly buttons in his left armpit. Very cool.

Today is International Low Life Day. I so declare. Also tomorrow. kck.st/16E93vJ via @kickstarter

What horrors lurk at the bottom of the Keister of Gawd? Gadabout Lung Nibble thinks he knows the answer.

Minty Fresh Breath is the third cousin twice removed of Floom's Tallest Werm's Brother.

Hater Dong Mop, a Jemimah's Witness, recently claimed responsibility for a series of ride-by wedgies against several Hoomanitarian daddies.

Umblechort the Unsippable, a contanimator of Doop, recently married a contanimatronic minion fashioned in his own likeness. Creep or genius?

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