Ranks and Rewards
Ranks
| Rank Name | Clams Needed |
|---|---|
 Something I Found in My Armpit |
0 |
 Slightly Lower Than Slog Poop |
10 |
 Sludge Stain |
20 |
 Slog Poop |
30 |
 Dreg of Society |
47 |
 Wuss |
75 |
 Larva |
100 |
 Grub |
111 |
 Pupa |
130 |
 Peep |
150 |
 Gadabout |
200 |
 Purple Cheeked Buns-Haver |
243 |
 Bad Ass |
302 |
 Badder Ass |
333 |
 Baddest Ass |
366 |
 Heapmaster |
400 |
 Boss |
500 |
 Gubernator |
600 |
 Big Cheese |
750 |
 Ding |
1000 |
 Keistermeister |
1025 |
 Dag |
1300 |
 Gosh |
2000 |
 Demi-Gawd |
3000 |
 The Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything |
4242 |
 No Longer The Answer |
4243 |
 Gawd |
5000 |
Rewards
| Reward | Clams Needed |
|---|---|
| Sticker and Exclusive Dementalism Card | 100 |
| This special Dementalism card is only available to Oithlings! | |
| Custom Wild Dice (White) | 200 |
| White wild dice featuring the Crying Oith | |
| Challenge Coin (Copper) | 300 |
| Copper Challenge coin. (Available for purchase prior to 300 clams for $20.) | |
| Oithling Clamsack | 400 |
| A special Oithling clamsack to keep all of your goods! | |
| Character sketch by Andy | 500 |
| Andy will draw your character, just for you! | |
| Custom Wild Dice (Green) | 600 |
| Green wild dice featuring the Crying Oith. | |
| Oithling Shirt | 800 |
| Show your Oithling pride with a T-shirt! (Don’t forget to let us know what size you wear!) | |
| Challenge Coin (Silver) | 1000 |
| A snazzy silver Challenge Coin! Unlocked for purchase for $20 when you reach 500 clams, but you get one FREE! (Because we think you are pretty awesome!) | |
| Custom Wild Dice (Gold) | 1200 |
| Gold wild dice with the Crying Oith. | |
| Character Design (Gets put into book) | 1500 |
| Not only does Andy draw your character, and you get to keep the original art, it also gets put into a book! | |
| Challenge Coin (Gold) | 2000 |
| A super-snazzy GOLD challenge coin! Unlocked for purchase for $20 when you reach 1000 clams, but you get one FREE! |
Badges (You get to keep these once you earn them.)
Click on each badge to see who has earned it!
Sign up for the Oithlings program by registering on the MOC website.
Write a review of Low Life products on Amazon, Goodreads, or other social review sites – or your own blog or website! (Post the link to your review on the forums so we know who wrote it.)
Participate in “Read an RPG Book in Public Week” by reading Low Life books out in public somewhere. We need pictures for proof, so upload them to the “Action Shots” gallery!
Donate at least $1 to the Alice: Adventures in Wonderland Kickstarter (and comment on the announcement with how much you pledged so we can get you the correct badge!)
Donate at least $50 to the Alice: Adventures in Wonderland Kickstarter (and comment on the announcement with how much you pledged so we can get you the correct badge!)
Donate at least $500 to the Alice: Adventures in Wonderland Kickstarter (and comment on the announcement with how much you pledged so we can get you the correct badge!)
Play a game of Dementalism with your friends, run a game at a game shop or a con, or take over a coffee shop and play a dozen games at once with anyone who is interested (okay, maybe get permission from your coffee shop before attempting that last one). Post a picture of you running a game of Dementalism, and earn this badge!
Back the Low Life Redredged Core Rulebook Kickstarter campaign – for any pledge amount – and earn yourself this nifty badge!
Share Oddmall: Emporium of the Weird (Ohio Edition) with your friends on Facebook, Pinterest, your website, or blog (check out the banners and printable flyers too!). To earn this badge, you must complete 3 tasks. Click on the badge to learn how to earn it!
Share Oddmall: Emporium of the Weird (Seattle Edition) with your friends on Facebook, Pinterest, your website, or blog (check out the banners and printable flyers too!). To earn this badge, you must complete 3 tasks. Click on the badge to learn how to earn it!
Remember all of the fun you had at Con on the Cob in 2013 and the Cyberfunk Invasion? Now you can with this awesome badge! Just let us know that you attended!
Share the Dementalism Kickstarter!
Share the Dementalism Expansion Kickstarter (www.Dementalism.com) with your friends on Facebook, Pinterest, your website, or blog! To earn this badge, let us know where you shared something nice about the Dementalism Expansion Kickstarter by clicking the badge image at the left and submitting the form at the bottom of the page!
Everyone who helps us win by sharing with all of their peeps and getting them to “Like” the Oddmall page will earn this badge AND 20 of those clam things everyone is raving about when we reach 3000 “Likes”! (No matter who wins!) If Oddmall Ohio wins the competition, we will issue an extra special badge and some extra clams to celebrate! www.facebook.com/oddmall
A Gadabout’s Guide
Backed the Low Life – The Whole Hole: A Gadabout’s Guide to Mutha Oith Kickstarter. Anyone who pledged for the Kickstarter campaign earned this snazzy badge! Comment with your pledge amount and name you used in the submission form here.
Dementalism – An Ingenious Game of Ingenious Ingeniousness Backer. Anyone who pledged any amount for the Dementalism (core game) Kickstarter unlocks this badge! Comment here with your pledge amount and the name you used.
Low Life Miniatures Kickstarter Backer
Low Life Miniatures Backer. Anyone who pledged any amount for the Low Life Miniatures Kickstarter unlocks this magnificent badge! Comment here with your pledge amount and the name you used.
Dementalism: Lots of Snazzy New Stuff!
Dementalism: Lots of Snazzy New Stuff! Kickstarter Backer. Anyone who pledged any amount for the Dementalism expansion deck Kickstarter unlocks this super snazzy badge! Comment here with your pledge amount and the name you used.
What is Con on the Cob?! To sum it up, it is 4 full days of amazing games, art, freaks and fun!
Some of the highlights from 2014’s Cosmic Circus include: Oithlings playing Dementalism and G’Zoink with Andy himself, trying out Slogpile, conversations about which species of Low Life characters have nipples (and how many, of course!), and the announcement of CotC’s big new home!
If you were able to join us for CotC 2014, please let us know and we will pin this lovely badge to your profile! Comment here with your badge name and email address.
Supporter of the Alphabeast Soup Kickstarter Campaign
“As the dad of two amazing little girls, I have a deep respect and a huge soft spot in my heart for children’s literature. I enjoy helping kids and adults expand their imaginations and follow their dreams. To that end, I offer Alphabeast Soup as a book for everyone. It’s colorful and whimsical enough for tiny little chillunz, but engaging and detailed enough to entertain and engage even the most curmudgeony adult.” – Andy Hopp
We would like to show our appreciation for your support with this colorful Alphabeast Soup badge! Just fill out this form here to let us know your name and email addressed used to support the Kickstarter campaign, and we will verify your information and add your badge to your profile.
Muth Oith Underwhere Explorers Societe
Are you a member of the Mutha Oith Underwhere Explorers Societe?
If so, you too can proudly display this badge on your profile!
If you are not yet part of M.O.U.E.S., visit the above link and follow the instructions for joining, then come back and let us know!
Click here to submit your information for this badge.
Trophies (These get passed along to others and can be stolen!)
Coming soon!
