On the Nine and a Half Day of Santanmas My True Love Gave to Me…

A BRAND NEW LIVING LOW ADVENTURE!

…and

Nine and a half Smelf Heads on Pikes,

Nine Corpses Swinging,

Eight Livers Ground Up,

Seven Privates a Dangling,

Six Skins a Flaying…

Five Fresh Smelf Spleeeeennns!

Four Scooped Out Eye Balls,

Three Smelf Hands,

Two Gobs of Guts

and Some Cartilage in a Smelf Tree!

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